travel

Lazy Rivers, Monster Burgers, and Bacardi Buckets Oh My.

“I want to vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.” – Unknown True story due to complications coming home from vacation, I forgot my email password. BUT we had a fantastic time celebrating my 30th last week prior to that. This is not an ad review, this is just us absolutely loving our time… Continue reading Lazy Rivers, Monster Burgers, and Bacardi Buckets Oh My.

food

So You Said You Want to Cook With Me

“I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.”-Anonymous Good Morning and hello from your favorite snarky blogger, me. I'm doing something a little different so be prepared because we're getting into some recipes. Don't worry, there isn't some long story here, just a DISCLAIMER. I don't actually use measurements for my spices. Whaaat.… Continue reading So You Said You Want to Cook With Me

food

Read This When You’re NOT Hungry

“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not cheese.”– Anonymous I don't see a point to live without cheese. Even as someone who cannot physically handle dairy, you'll have to pry cheese from my cold dead hands and even then I'll come back to haunt your cheese stealing ass. Seriously though, it makes things just better. Having… Continue reading Read This When You’re NOT Hungry